Godzilla *likes* Mothra/Transcript

A transcript for Godzilla *likes* Mothra.

At the bar
Godzilla: I’m gonna ask Mothra on a DATE!

Anguirus: Dude, I heard she’s dating “King” Ghidorah…

Godzilla: WHAT! No, that’s impossible! I’m gonna cut my own RICHARD off!

Jet Jaguar: It’s a beautiful day on Monsterland!

Godzilla: NANI! NO! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT! *Laff Trakk*

Godzilla: As I said, I’m gonna CUT MY OWN RICHARD OFF!

Jet Jaguar: Language!

Godzilla: To distract me from the PAIN!

Jet: oh

(Godzilla runs away)

Jet: I baked Muffins.

Anguirus, Gorosaurus and Rodan: Ok. Hey, do you want to join our Monsterland buddies?

Jet Jaguar: Sure!

Jet Jaguar: But, the muffins have nuts in them.

Rodan, agitated: In that case, no thanks. I have a peanut allergy.

Rodan: But could I have some?

Jet Jaguar: Don’t say I didn’t tell you so…

House of Mosura
Godzilla: Mothra, we’ve known each other for so long…

Mothra: Yup.

Godzilla: Maybe—

Mothra: Oh, Goji…

Mothra: I want you to meet my boyfriend, King Ghidorah!

Godzilla: The rumors are TRUE!

King Ghidorah: Hey, uhh, how ya doin’?

Godzilla: HE HAS THREE HEADS AND EACH TIME THEY MAKE LOVE IT’S AN ORGA!! I’M GONNA CUT MY OWN RICHARD OFF!!

Monster Bar (again)
(Jet, Anguirus and Gorosaurus help a choking Rodan)

Jet Jaguar: I warned you about the nuts. *Laff Trakk*

At the bar
Godzilla: I’m gonna ask Mothra on a DATE!

Anguirus: Dude, I heard she’s dating “King” Ghidorah…

Godzilla: WHAT! No, that’s impossible! I’m gonna cut my own DICK off!

Jet Jaguar: It’s a beautiful day on Monsterland!

Godzilla: NANI! NO! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT! *Laff Trakk*

Godzilla: As I said, I’m gonna CUT MY OWN DICK OFF!

Jet Jaguar: Language!

Godzilla: To distract me from the PAIN!

Jet: oh

(Godzilla runs away)

Jet: I baked Muffins.

Anguirus, Gorosaurus and Rodan: Ok. Hey, do you want to join our Monsterland buddies?

Jet Jaguar: Sure!

Jet Jaguar: But, the muffins have nuts in them.

Rodan, agitated: In that case, no thanks. I have a peanut allergy.

Rodan: But could I have some?

Jet Jaguar: Don’t say I didn’t tell you so…

House of Mosura
Godzilla: Mothra, we’ve known each other for so long…

Mothra: Yup.

Godzilla: Maybe—

Mothra: Oh, Goji…

(Godzilla is agitated)

Mothra: I want you to meet my boyfriend, King Ghidorah!

Godzilla: The rumors are TRUE!

King Ghidorah: Hey, uhh, how ya doin’?

Godzilla: HE HAS THREE HEADS AND EACH TIME THEY MAKE LOVE IT’S AN ORGY!!

Godzilla: I’M GONNA CUT MY OWN DICK OFF!!

Monster Bar (again)
(Jet, Anguirus and Gorosaurus help a choking Rodan)

Jet Jaguar: I warned you about the nuts.