Monster Hoarders/Transcript

This is a transcript for Monster Hoarders.

Monsterland Therapy Room
Narrator (whispering): MONSTER HOARDERS!

Gorosaurus: I've been worried about my best friend Godzilla. Ever since he found out Mothra has been dating King Ghidorah, he's developed quite a habit in hoarding.

House of Gojira
Godzilla: LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY HOARDE.

Jet Jaguar: I hate to see a dinosaur so sad. What are you doing?

Rodan: Bathroom.

Jet Jaguar: What?

Rodan: Can't find the bathroom

Jet Jaguar: Down the hall.

Rodan: Got lost looking for the bathroom.

Jet Jaguar: Down the hall.

Rodan: Sorry.

Godzilla: I DON'T NEED MOTHRA, AND I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS. I JUST NEED MY STUFF. Gimme that!

Rodan: NO! IT REMINDS ME OF A HAPPIER TIME!

Jet Jaguar: We could probably sell some of this stu-

Monsterland Therapy Room (again)
Jet Jaguar: We couldn't help him. At all.

Rodan: Bathroom?

Jet Jaguar: What?

Rodan: The bathroom?

Megalon: We recommend our top therapist, the sarcastic Titanosaurus!

Gorosaurus: As long as he works.

House of Gojira (again)
Godzilla: NO! NOOO! I'M NOT A HOARDER. I'M AN ... ENTHUSIASTIC COLLECTER. GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! ALL OF YOU!

Titanosaurus: NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME-E.

Titanosaurus: It’s all fine. (whispers secret)

Godzilla: Great!

Jet: Bro how you do dat..

Titano: Therapist magic.

Rock
Titano: Also, call me Titano, aight

Anguirus: Does this mean you’re a Monster Island Buddy?

Titano: yea boi

Titano: Before you put your whiny ass in the comments saying "ThIS ISN't WITh The ESTAblIShed canon of MONSTEr ISLaND BuDDIES", FUCK the established canon of Monster Island Buddies. No offense though for respectful fans, just something I thought I'd say.